Egregious is the New Yuck

[tesla]

I just got a credit card offer with the tagline, "Spontaneous is the New Luxury."

I can't even come to terms with the number of levels on which this is wrong.

Shredding is too good for it. I wish I had a bird so that I could line his cage with this offer.

Comments

[skzbrust.livejournal.com]

4312 Esmeralda Avenue
Las Vegas, NV 89102

Doc eagerly awaits.

[buttonlass.livejournal.com]

Very nice sir!

[tesla-aldrich.livejournal.com]

Excellent - it's on its way.

Does Doc often get mail c/o you, or will this be a rare and special occurence for him?

[nemoren.livejournal.com]

I've started mailing the envelopes back empty, so they have to pay postage & processing.

[von-krag.livejournal.com]

I have from another project sheets of steel, they weigh in at 12 oz. They also fit very nicely into a CC offer mailer. I recommend similar efforts.

[terry31415.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I'll add that to my repetoire of junk mail responses.

You could also send other junk mail back in their return envelope.

[apostle-of-eris.livejournal.com]

Will they still deliver it if you just glue the reply card to a brick?

Life is luxurious for me then...

[chadvalentine.livejournal.com]

Being that it constantly surprises me.

[skylarker.livejournal.com]

Shredded paper makes decent kitty litter.