Egregious is the New Yuck

[tesla]

I just got a credit card offer with the tagline, "Spontaneous is the New Luxury."

I can't even come to terms with the number of levels on which this is wrong.

Shredding is too good for it. I wish I had a bird so that I could line his cage with this offer.

Comments

[terry31415.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I'll add that to my repetoire of junk mail responses.

You could also send other junk mail back in their return envelope.