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teslaMy house was broken into today. Everyone is fine.
The thieves were apparently idiots. It could have been much worse; I'm doing the closest thing to counting my blessings that an agnostic is capable of.
Unfortunately, they saw some really nice stuff that they weren't able to take. Would anyone be interested in hanging out here with a shotgun during the day until I decide that they're not coming back?
The thieves were apparently idiots. It could have been much worse; I'm doing the closest thing to counting my blessings that an agnostic is capable of.
Unfortunately, they saw some really nice stuff that they weren't able to take. Would anyone be interested in hanging out here with a shotgun during the day until I decide that they're not coming back?
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Date: 2006-05-09 03:00 pm (UTC)Whatever your beliefs, criminals are also superstitious. Put a big pentagram on the frond door. With a circle around it. Make it as esoteric looking as you can. If you put it on glass with latex paint it comes off pretty easily later.
Put another one on the place where they got in and anywhere else that looks like a likely entry.
Also, I think you can order the signs that say you have a security contract with out actually having one. Not sure where, though. Hey I know! The internet! :)
Or get your witchy friends to come over and put spells on the house.