My Superpowers

[tesla]

Here are my known superpowers to date, in no particular order. Some are cool; some are lame:

• Seeing blond where it doesn't really exist


• The ability to sleep anywhere, under any circumstances


• A surprisingly good (although not 100% accurate) internal clock


• Catherding, literal and figurative (I can also say my name in Kitten)

What are yours?

How do you define "superpowers" for the sake of this conversation?
I'm defining my "superpowers" as skills, useful or useless, that I'm better at than anyone else, as far as I know.