My Superpowers

Here are my known superpowers to date, in no particular order. Some are cool; some are lame:

• Seeing blond where it doesn't really exist


• The ability to sleep anywhere, under any circumstances


• A surprisingly good (although not 100% accurate) internal clock


• Catherding, literal and figurative (I can also say my name in Kitten)

What are yours?

How do you define "superpowers" for the sake of this conversation? ( My definition is here. )