Randomness

A definition that popped into my head during a recent meeting; not at all incompatible with the uncapitalized definition:

Plutocracy:
A form of government characterized by the very specific and inhospitable birthplace origin of its principals: i.e. "Everyone who has any power around here acts like he's from another planet - this must be a Plutocracy!"

Also, a charming and devilish poem.

Finally, a phrase I should remember next time I want to spend way too much effort on buying a tiny bit of decor for my home: "bridge lamp shade."