My house was broken into today. Everyone is fine.
The thieves were apparently idiots. It could have been much worse; I'm doing the closest thing to counting my blessings that an agnostic is capable of.
Unfortunately, they saw some really nice stuff that they weren't able to take. Would anyone be interested in hanging out here with a shotgun during the day until I decide that they're not coming back?
The thieves were apparently idiots. It could have been much worse; I'm doing the closest thing to counting my blessings that an agnostic is capable of.
Unfortunately, they saw some really nice stuff that they weren't able to take. Would anyone be interested in hanging out here with a shotgun during the day until I decide that they're not coming back?